Richie Incognito and Jonathan Martin

November 7, 2013


De’Anthony Thomas Highlights?

April 16, 2013


This is incredible.  This dude is fast.  Like easily one of the best highlight tapes I’ve ever seen.

Kerry Rhodes First Gay NFL Player?

April 16, 2013


Kerry Rhodes is 100% gay.  You don’t cuddle with twinks like that unless you’re gay.   You don’t carry a grown ass man unless your in war and you’re carrying your wounded buddy or you’re carrying a teammate off the field.  You just don’t carry a little black guy with a “fro-hawk” to pose for a picture.  If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck …  Also he was in a Lady Gaga video.  Straight dudes aren’t in Lady Gaga videos.  I love how he tried to deny it.  To quote the great philosopher Chad Johnson/Ochocinco “child please!”


Kevin Ware Knee?

April 4, 2013


It looks like Kevin Ware hurt his knee.

Sly James Interrupt?

March 20, 2013

“This man just got through talkin about exactly what the fuck he ain’t never did.” Which puts the Mayor in direct opposition with a man like our hero here, an obvious man of action. Rushing stages, wrestling authorities, dressing like Common — it all requires a lot of plotting and execution and the Mayor’s lack of motion just isn’t cutting it in Missouri anymore.  Or Kansas.  Or whatever Kansas City is.

Could that dude have interrupted the speech any smoother? Like a boss. He interrupted that shit like a fucking boss. It was an entrance that only a black man could pull off, I know that much. The flag toss and spin combo. So righteous. So, so righteous. Kinda makes me want to be black solely for the entrance swag.

Oh and don’t think I’m not loving Mayor Sly James with his pink and purple bow tie because I totally am. You can pinpoint the moment his ghetto side comes out. Looking at that dude like nigga what is you doing!?

Ohio Shooter gets Life?

March 20, 2013

T.J. Lane – an 18-year old who pleaded guilty last month to killing three students in an Ohio State cafeteria in February 12 – was sentenced to consecutive life terms in prison today.

And he drew attention to himself throughout the hearing by smiling, cursing… and donning a “Killer” T-shirt.

Killer T-Shirt

Lane pointed his middle finger at the victims’ relatives at one point, while Dina Parmertor, whose son Daniel died in Lane’s attack, referred to the culprit “a pathetic excuse for a human being” and wished upon him “an extremely, slow torturous death.”

Lane smiled as Dina spoke.

Prosecutors say the teenager used a .22-caliber pistol to fire 10 shots at a group of students in his school’s cafeteria. Those fatally wounded included Daniel Parmertor and Demetrius Hewlin, both 16, and Russell King Jr., 17.

A few months ago, Lane was ruled mentally competent to stand trial.

In addition to three life sentences with no chance of parole, Judge David Fuhry also handed out sentences totaling 37 more years for attempted murder and felonious assault and using a weapon in Lane’s crimes.

What a fucking pussy.  I hope this dickhead gets ass raped in prison.

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March 6, 2013


And the Sick Facebook Shit of 2013 Continues?

January 29, 2013

Huff – A woman who apparently put a used, bloody tampon in her mouth and a man who posted a video of himself eating ice cream laced with human feces have wed in holy Facebook matrimony. The Daily Dot reports that ‘Tampon Girl,’ as the Internet has dubbed 15-year-old Buffalo resident Giovanna Plowman, recently changed her Facebook relationship status to married to Dino Bruscia, another New York teen who gained online infamy for poop eating. The news comes shortly after Plowman’s tampon video went viral, earning her instant Internet fame and a slew of hate-filled tweets. There it is. That headline is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever written. I mean I’ve written a lot of fucked up things but nothing has been quite so compact in its absurdity. One sentence that makes you want to puke twenty times. Just horrific on all levels. Sucking period blood. Eating shit. Getting Facebook married. All these things offend me.

But I suppose there’s no couple more perfect for each other than these two. Both famous for taking things that came out of their body and putting them right back in. If it comes out below the waste then these lovebirds are shoving it in their pie holes. Kinda beautiful, really. Although the shit eater Dino Bruscia could also just be doing this to get the other babes on Facebook jealous. Ride this marriage out for a bit then upgrade to some better pussy. Hey who knows, maybe there’s a hotter chick out there who likes chugging used tampons too.

PS – No way I’m posting that video by the way. Go find that sick shit yourself.

Alyssa Rosales?

January 28, 2013

So the story goes like this, Alyssa Rosales lost a bet and had to have sex with and blow her dog and post it on Facebook.  The fuck?  Seriously, 2013 is really starting out with a bang.  This is what people are doing to get famous?  Whatever happened to stupid music videos (Friday, Gagnam Style).  Sleeping with your dog is insane.  That fact that this chick isn’t totally gross is even more insane.  I literally can’t think of anything grosser than this.  And to post it on Facebook?  I can’t, I just cant.  I get it, you got funny tattoos, you’re “different.”  But go listen to emo music or something, don’t screw your dog.  Just don’t do it.  And definately don’t suck your dog’s dick.  I think I lost all faith in humanity.

Chip Kelly QB?

January 18, 2013

So now that Chip Kelly is the new Head Coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, I think these two guys would be perfect to run his offense. 

Dennis Dixon, Baltimore Practice Squad

Dixon was drafted in the fifth round of the NFL draft back in 2008 by the Pittsburgh Steelers. In four career NFL games, Dixon has a 59.3% completion rate with 402 yards, 1 touchdown, and 2 interceptions. He only ran 10 times for 56 yards with 1 touchdown. He’s currently on the Ravens practice squad and hasn’t been involved in an NFL play since September 19, 2010.

In Kelly’s first season as the offensive coordinator of the Oregon Ducks, he turned Dennis Dixon from a pedestrian quarterback at best into a Heisman contender. In 2006, before Kelly arrived, Dixon passed for 2,143 yards, 12 touchdowns, and 14 interceptions. A year later, under Kelly, Dixon passed for 2,136 yards, 20 touchdowns, and 4 interceptions. His completion percentage improved by 6.5 points in addition to running for 583 yards and 9 touchdowns. And he did all of it just 10 games due to a torn muscle that ended his season.

Dixon would seem like a long shot to land the starting quarterback job in Philly, but it wouldn’t be out of the question to think that Kelly could bring Dixon in as a backup who could work his way into some opportunities, and it wouldn’t take much to pry him away from the Ravens practice squad.

Dennis Dixon, who played under Chip Kelly in 2007 when Kelly was the Oregon offensive coordinator, could be a target for Kelly's Philadelphia offense.

Pat White -

A phenomenal quarterback at West Virginia in a similar type offense.  The only problem is that he’s built more like an NBA point guard than an NFL QB. 


Honorable Mentions- Tim Tebow, Vince Young and Darron Thomas


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