Remakes

I hate remakes of classic movies. 99% of the time they are not as good as the original. Remember the 2005 remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? I don’t remember Willy Wonka being emo when I was a kid. So why the fuck was Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner the entire film? Moreover, whoever greenlit the King Kong movie with Jack Black in it deserves to get punched in the throat. As if it wasn’t bad enough, they are remaking the Karate Kid with Will Smith’s son as Daniel and Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi. That’s like a bad Family Guy joke except in real life and not funny.

The new Nightmare on Elm street has the potential to not suck. Not to be good, but simply “not suck”. As long as Michael Bay doesn’t douche it up with explosions and shit.

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