The Stabbing Chair

There’s this big fuss about prison over crowding! Prison over crowding. I don’t get it. I thought that was the whole idea of prison, a place for prisoners to feel uncomfortable. At my house we used to sleep four to a bed but we never tried to hang my father. Jails are so nice they go back twice.

They don’t have this problem in other countries. Nobody goes to Siberia twice. Nobody goes to Iran twice because it’s hard to snatch another purse if you don’t got another hand. It’s pretty hard to lie to the judge with no tongue in your mouth!

We’re too nice to our criminals! Prisoners get three meals a day, homeless people don’t get anything. That’s messed up. I think criminals should get one meal a day: dinner. And not on a tray like normal people, they should put a cow in the courtyard and whatever happens, happens. You miss a meal go to deathrow and get the extra meat off the electric chair.

I know that’s harsh, but I hate the electric chair. Because electricity goes through there and electricity costs money, tax payers money! My $50! There are alot of cheap ways to kill someone. Like stabbing don’t cost a damn thing. Get a stabbing chair. That’s all I got to say, Man!

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2 Responses to “The Stabbing Chair”

  1. Mace Says:

    Wow, wow, wow…
    What would Coach D have to say about this?

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