George Dubbya Bush

I’m not here to bash Bush. I saw ‘Fahrenheit 9/11 for the first time the other night.  I think Bush is a genius.  I like bush because he don’t give a fuck.   I think Bush did some shit  that nobody reading this would do. … Because Bush reapplied for his job. And can you imagine applying for a job when there’s a  movie out  that shows how much  you suck at the job? It would be hard to get hired, wouldn’t it? I watched ‘Fahrenheit.’ I learned some shit. Bush did some things you could never get away with at a real job.

When Bush got into office, there was a surplus of money — when Bush was in office there was a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You close out your register and you’re $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for something like that. Not Bush. Then he started a war. … Now just imagine you work at the GAP. You’re $70 trillion behind on your register and then you start a war with the Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying — 1,000 GAP employees are dead, bleeding all over their khakis and shit — you finally take over Banana Republic and find they never made tank tops in the first place.

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