The Expendables

Amidst all of the stupid movies that come out every year such as Highschool Musical, that stupid vampire shit, and romantic comedies starring Gerard Bulter, comes quite possibly the manliest movie ever created. Seriously, listen to this cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Stone Cold f**king Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. There’s an old saying that there could be “too many cooks in the kitchen”. Screw that, this is beyond awesome.

There are so many bad movies out there, like The Book of Eli for example. Denzel is blind the entire time and the “Book of Eli” is the bible. There I ruined it for you. You should actually thank me for saving you the $10 it would have cost to see that piece of shit in the theater.

I had a girl ask me “what makes this movie so good, who cares.”  I said imagine a movie starring Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Anniston, Jake Gyllenhaal,  The entire cast from Sex and the City, Orlando Bloom, Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, that dude from the Notebook and had a Soundtrack by Lady Gaga.  Yeah, thats how I feel.

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