Archive for June, 2010

Zelda Cartoon

June 14, 2010

It’s a shame that one of the most popular video games of all time had one of the shittiest cartoon adaptations of all time.They produced 13 episodes of the Zelda cartoon, and each one’s 15 minutes. That’s a catchphrase every 6 and a half minutes. Link couldn’t have been any gayer. This cartoon fucking sucked. Bad.

Full House

June 2, 2010

Fuck Full House.  Sure, the show seemed sweet at first, but did you ever take a step back to think about what it was really about?  Danny Tanner lost his wife in a horrific car accident and asked his brother-in-law, a failed musician, and his best friend, a failed comedian, to move in with him to help raise his three daughters.  Everyone (9 people total) lives in the same house, including a family of four in the attic and a grown-ass man in the basement.  Not to mention the annoying neighbor and D.J.’s douchebag boyfriend who were always mooching.