Archive for April, 2011

Reggie Bush Crybaby?

April 30, 2011

The New Orleans Saints made a bold play Thursday in trading back into the first round of the NFL draft to grab Alabama running back Mark Ingram, but coach Sean Payton doesn’t interpret the move as a threat to Reggie Bush.

The selection of Ingram prompted Bush, the Saints’ No. 1 pick in 2006, to tweet “it’s been fun New Orleans,” an indication he does not expect to be back to collect the $11.8 million he is set to earn in what would be the final year of his contract.

Reggie Bush needs to stop bitching.  First, he should welcome the challenge.  When I played football I loved when young guys tried to take my job.  Second, Reggie Bush doesn’t even carry the ball that much anyway.  What does he get like 5-6 carries a game?  Third, Shut the fuck up.  The most impressive thing you did in your career was pork Kim Kardashian.


Kelley Washington aka The Truth

April 30, 2011

Kelley Washtington was a half-ass backup wide reciever for the Cincinatti Bengals who just so happened to have the BEST TOUCHDOWN DANCE EVER.

Kenrick Ellis, Character Issues?

April 30, 2011

Jets third-round pick NT Kenrick Ellis is awaiting trial on a felony assault charge.
Ellis will stand trial on July 12 after he “allegedly broke the jaw and nose of a man last April in an altercation on the Hampton (Va.) University campus.” If convicted, he could face up to 20 years in prison. Ellis was also dismissed by the University of South Carolina after his freshman season due to “multiple” failed drug tests, necessitating his transfer. Defending the pick, GM Mike Tannenbaum said he performed a “rigorous” background check on Ellis, and that “based on all the information we have, we’re comfortable.” The Jets must be pretty confident he’s got a good case.

Wait. What?  Homeboy is facing 20 years in fucking prison?  That’s awesome.  Rex Ryan don’t give a fuck.  He just wants nasty motherfuckers on his defense.  Who gives a shit that this guy broke some dudes nose and jaw.  Kendrick Ellis is a beast!  I can just picture the conversation in the War Room.

Rex Ryan:  Draft that Perkins kid.

GM: But Coach, he’s facing up to 20 years in prison for felony assault.

Rex Ryan:  Good, that means he’s a tough motherfucker.  You heard what I said, draft him!

GM:  Are you sure about this coach?

Rex Ryan:  Yeah, I’m fucking sure.  Now let’s get a fuckin’ snack!

Cam Newton to the Panthers

April 29, 2011

Cam Newton suprises absolutely nobody by being selected #1 overall by the Carolina Panthers.  I see Cam ending up being something that rhymes with rust.  He’s just a slower, shittier Vince Young.

Madden 12 Trailer

April 28, 2011

Albert Haynesworth’s got Game?

April 28, 2011

With the waitress carrying a full load of dirty dishes, Haynesworth slid his credit card into her bra and fondled her according to court documents. A witness, per the report, said it looked like she submitted to it at first but then grew angry. What’s interesting: Haynesworth’s credit card was denied for a charge of $800.

Haynesworth denied touching the waitress when he spoke with a security official and said he doesn’t “even like black girls.”

“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth told police. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous.  The fact that Albert Haynesworth ran his credit card down the waitresses boobs, or the fact that Albert Hanyesworth’s credit card was declined.  Didn’t the Redskins pay him like a billion dollars?  How the fuck was his credit card declined?  Oh, Fat Albert, you’re the worst.  And the fact that you don’t like black women is not a defense to sexual assault, you fat idiot.

2011 NFL Draft

April 28, 2011

Nfl Draft, Free Agency& Trades…  Could this be a sign of things to come?

Madden 12 Screenshot

April 28, 2011


Looks like I might actually pick up Madden this year.

Peyton Hillis

April 27, 2011


Peyton Hillis will grace the cover of Madden 12.

Porn in Public Libraries

April 27, 2011

Free speech: Library users who want to watch porn in libraries are protected under the First Amendment

Public library officials defend access to porn in libraries
(04/25/11) NEW YORK– Public library officials say there are no plans to restrict access to porn websites available through the Internet on computers in public libraries.Officials say the ability to access the websites falls under residents’ First Amendment rights.  They say as long as the resident has a library card and is over the age of 17, they have no right to restrict the websites a resident can access.The announcement comes after a Brooklyn woman got into an altercation with another man for viewing pornography in the Brooklyn Public Library.A spokesperson for the New York Public Library says it does everything it can to make branches safe and that the children’s computers have the sites blocked.  The spokesperson added that only about 1 percent of patrons actually use library computers to view adult content.  Library patron Daisy Nazario, 60, said she was grossed out when she discovered she was sitting next to an elderly porn watcher in the Brooklyn Central Library recently. The looker was using library-provided extensions on the sides of his computer to block the view of his screen — which was featuring a threesome at the time — “but I could still hear the voices,” a disgusted Nazario said. ”It is very disrespectful to the children.”  Approached by The Post, the dirty old man skulked away, saying, “I don’t want to talk to you. Leave me alone.”
People look up porn in public libraries?    I can’t believe that people actually watch “adult material” in NYC public libraries. I can’t even fathom how anyone gets to that point. Like how the hell do you sit dead-serious in a public library watching smut, and think that’s normal? Get a laptop, an i-Pad, a 4G cell phone, a friggin Zune… I don’t give a fuck.   But knock this porn in libraries nonsense off.  It’s absurd.  Usually I don’t agree with bitches like Daisey Nazario, but this creepy old perv was watching a fucking threesome in the library…with the sound on!!??  I don’t even watch porn with the sound on if my roomate is home.  This shit is ridiculous.  Where in the first amendment does it give you the right to fap it in the library?