The Creepiest Guy on Earth…Literally

 

NJ.comA Lawrence man accused of accosting and attempting to lure a Rider University student into his car on March 28, and subsequently barred from The College of New Jersey’s campus Friday afternoon, was reportedly spotted near the TCNJ campus late Saturday night. The call prompted township and campus police to comb the area for the 68-year-old man, Tony A. Kadyhrob, though the search did not turn up any results. Kadyhrob is out on bail after he allegedly harassed a 19-year-old student as she walked through the Rider University parking lot around 2:30 p.m. on March 28. According to police, he began speaking to the woman and later “pulled on her arm while asking her to go to his vehicle.” He was charged with attempting to entice an adult into a vehicle.According to an inter-departmental bulletin from the Lawrence Township Police Department, Kadyhrob is attracted to “young girls,” a term he reportedly uses to describe women between the ages of 18 and 30.

 Let me say this right now – and I’m not trying to be insensitive to girls and I know how sometimes you just find yourself in a bad situation that isn’t necessarily your fault and all that jazz – but if you are a young woman and you find yourself within arms reach of Tony Kadyrhob, you are not being a responsible adult. Plain and simple. There  As a student, as a female, and really just as a human being, you should never allow yourself to be near someone who looks exactly like the stereotypical pedophile rapist.

You know what I think about a lot? What if you look like Tony Kadyrhob does but you are a completely normal and nice person? Is it possible to have a Hitler-stache and a flabby neck and a dead person’s comb-over and be like a stand up member of the community? I wonder. I wonder if its like a chicken or the egg sorta thing. Are you a pedophile because you look like that? Or do you look like that because you are a pedophile? Or is it just like a “if you can’t beat em, join em” sorta thing. You look like such a creeper that people lock their doors and shut their windows whenever you come near that you’re just like “Fuck it! If everyone thinks I’m a degenerate criminal I may as well start acting like one.” I don’t know. I really don’t. But I do know that if are within earshot of Tony Kadyrhob to even ask you if you want to get in his car, your parents and teachers failed at raising you.

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