Aliens?

It’s unclear whether this memo is a hoax, but it has just appeared on the FBI’s “vault” website, devoted to once-classified documents that have become public. The brief memo contains information from an Air Force informant about “flying saucers”.

In the memo, FBI agent Guy Hottel records what an “investigator for the Air Forces” (whose name is blacked out) told him about what is popularly called “the Roswell incident”. Hottel writes:

Three so-called flying saucers had been recovered in New Mexico . . . they were described as being circular in shape with raised centres, approximately 50 feet in diameter . . . Each one was occupied by three bodies of human shape but only 3 feet tall, dressed in a metallic cloth of a very fine texture. Each body was bandaged in a manner similar to the blackout suits used by speed flyers and test pilots.

Wait, what?  Aliens landed on the earth in 1950 and you have to come to a Sports Blog to even hear about it?  I mean this should be national news.  At least confirm or deny it, April Fools Day was 11 days ago.  I mean I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but if there are fucking aliens locked in some government facility New Mexico, I think we should at least get a heads up.  Seriously, if I boot up the Yahoo home page right now there will stories about American Idol, some fat lady falling on Dancing with the Stars, and how much money Snooki’s making.  Well how about the god damn aliens?  Hello!!!!  Am I the insane one here?  Like don’t you think that even if there was a 2% chance that a fucking flying saucer landed in the desert 61 years ago, that’s pretty important information.  That’s some lazy-ass journalism.

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