Girl Sexually Assaults Special Needs Kid

VALPARAISO | Prosecutors opted Monday to exercise their right to charge a 16-year-old Valparaiso girl as an adult on accusations of handcuffing, confining for hours and sexually assaulting a 17-year-old boy last week. April Kuchta, of the 300 block of Roseland Terrace, was charged with felony counts of criminal deviate conduct, criminal confinement, intimidation and sexual battery, as well as a misdemeanor battery charge. A 14-year-old girl, who also was charged with the offense. The girl, who wept during her hearing, told the court she used a fake knife and denied stabbing the boy. A sentencing hearing was scheduled for 8:30 a.m. May 9. The charging information, which reveals far more details than were released last week by police, accuses Kuchta of luring the boy, who has special needs, to her house via text messages to talk between 8 and 9 p.m. April 9. The boy then reportedly was led at knifepoint to the kitchen where he was handcuffed behind his back and poked with the knife. Kuchta is accused of recording some of the incident with her cell phone while forcing the boy to make humiliating statements. She also is accused of sexually assaulting him and pleading with him for sex. The boy allegedly was left in handcuffs for two hours covered completely with a blanket, during which time the younger girl is accused of placing tissue in his mouth and taping it shut. The girls are accused of inviting others over to witness the confinement. An unknown male reportedly freed the boy at one point. He allegedly was recaptured at knifepoint and placed back in handcuffs by Kuchta, only to be freed again by an unknown person and bitten on the arm by Kuchta during a struggle for the knife.

Now I know you expect me to be like “This tard needs to shut his mouth, most dudes would kill to get sexually assaulted by chicks etc etc etc.” But I’m not. Because this bitch crossed a line that I’m not comfortable with. And I’m not talking about trying to bang people with special needs. I’ll exchange V cards with the retards. I’m talking about being handcuffed and shit. Imprisonment. I’m not down with that whole show. I’m into some kinky stuff but having my mouth taped shut while you and your 14 year old accomplice throw me a blanket party and poke me with knives is not my idea of sexy. There’s no way I want to have my hands strapped down at any point. And there’s no way I’m getting involved in any of this shit unless we establish safe words and all exits are clearly marked.

More importantly lets talk about this retarded being set free only to be recaptured. Twice! That’s like straight out of a movie. Like when you know there’s like 45 minutes left in a movie but the prisoner has already escaped and you just fucking know he’s gonna screw it up and get captured again because there’s too much time to go. Hey pal, your hand cuffs are off and you’re not being stabbed by a 16 year old psycho…might wanna get the fuck out of there before you get captured again. What are you, retarded or somethin? (New York)

2 Responses to “Girl Sexually Assaults Special Needs Kid”

  1. miss bunny wunny Says:

    man I love your column, you are so funny . I love you!

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