Jalen Rose, Obviously Intoxicated

Jalen: “So what are we doing right now?”
Cop: “We’re gonna go to the police station right now.”
Jalen: “To do what?”
Cop: “You’re under arrest.”
Jalen: “For what, sir?”
Cop: “For drunk driving.”
Jalen: “But I wasn’t really drinking.”
Cop: “Um, okay.”

You weren’t drinking Jalen? Bullshit, you were “SFU”. STRAIGHT FUCKED UP!

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