Albert Haynesworth’s got Game?

With the waitress carrying a full load of dirty dishes, Haynesworth slid his credit card into her bra and fondled her according to court documents. A witness, per the report, said it looked like she submitted to it at first but then grew angry. What’s interesting: Haynesworth’s credit card was denied for a charge of $800.

Haynesworth denied touching the waitress when he spoke with a security official and said he doesn’t “even like black girls.”

“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth told police. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous.  The fact that Albert Haynesworth ran his credit card down the waitresses boobs, or the fact that Albert Hanyesworth’s credit card was declined.  Didn’t the Redskins pay him like a billion dollars?  How the fuck was his credit card declined?  Oh, Fat Albert, you’re the worst.  And the fact that you don’t like black women is not a defense to sexual assault, you fat idiot.

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