Donald Trumps Vice President?

Vince McMahon Vince McMahon (L) and Donald Trump attend a press conference about the WWE at the Austin Straubel International Airport on June 22, 2009 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

I think that Donald Trumps Vice President should be Vince McMahon.  Seriously, if this is how we’re going to play this election, we might as well go all out.  If we are going to turn politics into a circus, who’s better to have in your corner than the owner and chairman of the biggest circus in town.   We can’t half-ass this shit.  I mean you wouldn’t go to the Chinese buffet and stop at one plate would you?  Of course not.   If Trump’s presidential campaign is going to be ridiculous, I want it to be as absurd as humanly possible.

Reasons why I think it’s perfect.  First, Vince knows how to run a business.  Second, he’s white and rich.  Third, they let Palin run last year and she’s borderline retarded.  Trump McMahon 2012. Fourth, Trump owns McMahon a favor after he shaved his head at Wrestlemania 23. I can just see the two of them in unison, “Obama, YOU’RE FIRED!”  If Vinny Mac was on the ticket, I would vote Republican.  Somebody please make this happen.

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