Pippa Middleton Porn?

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NY Post Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa is very xxx-citing to some people. After racy photos surfaced last week of a half-naked Pippa dancing with an equally un-dressed male, porn company Vivid Entertainment has offered Prince William‘s sister-in-law $5 million to shoot one “explicit” scene. Vivid president Steven Hirsh has sent the 27-year-old a letter, which TMZ obtained, telling her that she was the real star of the royal wedding and that her “beauty and attitude” would make her a huge adult star. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies,” Hirsch wrote. Pippa isn’t the only Middleton wanted by Vivid. Her brother James, who’s also facing scandal after a photo of himself with his hand down his pants leaked onto the internet last week, has been offered $1 million as well to appear in a porno. No word yet if Pippa or James accepted the indecent proposal — but we can only imagine it wouldn’t sit too well with Buckingham Palace.

I don’t care if you’re the Princess’s Sister. I don’t care if you’re the fucking Queen of England herself. $5 million for one scene is a fucking no brainer. Not even like a full movie? Just one scene? Granted I’m sure Vivid Pictures would wanna get their money’s worth and the one “scene” would be called Piping Pippa In The Fuckingham Palace, and there would be like 10 dudes dressed in those Royal Guard outfits who stand like statues running a train on her. Almost like when in Saving Silverman when Jack Black explains that if you grab one nacho and 10 chips are attached it still counts as just “one.” Vivid Video would be like ok this is going to be one 45 minute gangbang “scene.” But fuck it! I’d probably do that shit for 5 million.

And obviously Pippa probably isn’t hurting for money, but like she’s not that rich is she? Is Pippa Middleton just rolling in the dough to the point that she turns her nose up at $5 million? Plus after seeing the pictures of her partying drunk and naked it makes me think she’s got some slut in her. Not too mention she’s probably got the biggest chip on her shoulder now that her sister is gonna be the next f’n Queen. I think she’s got the potential to just be pissed off at the world and be like “yea I wore white to the Royal Wedding, yea I stole the show with my ass in the dress, and yea I’m gonna blow Lexington Steele for $5 million. Go fuck yourself world.”

PS – If James Middelton, who nobody gives a fuck about or even knows who he is, doesn’t do porn for $1 million, he’s the biggest asshole on the planet earth.

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One Response to “Pippa Middleton Porn?”

  1. panovision101 Says:

    Ya gotta love it…. will she or won’t she?
    http://lastexittoreality.wordpress.com/2011/07/23/cashing-in-on-pippas-bum/

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