Age Aint Nothing but a Number?

NYDNIt’s a time-honored tradition in Hollywood for older men to date younger women, and cougar couples have become all the rage as well. That said, at some point the age gap between partners can sometimes border on ridiculous, prompting the inevitable question, ‘Is that his daughter or his wife?’ Age ain’t nothing but a number – just ask 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. Hutchison, whose film and TV credits include ‘The Green Mile,’ ‘Lost’ and ’24,’ said ‘I do’ to 16-year-old aspiring country star Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas. While the couple’s 35-year age difference has already raised many eyebrows, the newlyweds insist they are truly in love. ‘We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,’ the couple told E! Online. ‘But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.’ The couple live together ‘happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil’ pups Everette and Tuna,’ the actor wrote on his website. Some call it robbing the cradle, others call it lucking out — either way, take a look at the most jaw-dropping celebrity May-December romances.

Everyone is talking about this story from the dude’s point of view. Some people are like “thats disgusting! Thats rape!” Other people are like “Fuck yea! Banging 16 year olds is awesome! Stay young, brother!” Well forget about him. What about this little slut Courtney Alexis Stodden? This chick is a smokebomb. What are you doing shacking up with fucking Horace from Lost? You should be fucking Beiber’s brains out and cashing in on him. Blowing Zac Efron or the dude from the Twilight movies or even Harry Potter for shit’s sake. There’s about a zillion other guys you should be marrying before the guy who played that sick asshole in the Green Mile who didn’t wet the sponge and watched that guy’s head explode into flames.

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