Casey Anthony Offered Porn Contract?

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Examiner Casey Anthony has already received a serious offer to do a porn movie, by the biggest name in the adult entertainment industry, Vivid Entertainment. A Casey Anthony porn will be a big seller, head honcho Steve Hirsch believes, according to TMZ today. The chance to star in a porn movie has been offered to Casey, through her lawyer Jose Baez. This offer was presented to her lawyer just two hours after her verdict came in. While Hirsch has not heard back from Baez, he understands that he is busy and most likely celebrity his victory. Vivid Entertainment it the company well known for its big name celebrity sex videos released as porn movies. Kim Kardashian is probably their most famous celebrity porn movie to date. While Hirsch did not mention how much he is willing to pay Anthony to strip down and act, his offer will most likely be one of many that Casey receives in the next few days and weeks. Most will probably entail letting her keep her clothes on.

So this whole Casey Anthony fiasco only made headlines is because she’s not ugly. Thats it. If there was some fat gross mom that was accused but she wasn’t in hot body contests and sexy Halloween costumes, it would just be another murder case. But chick is semi-attractive so it garnered headlines every where. I’ve been getting emails for a month straight asking me if I would have sex with Casey Anthony but I didn’t really wanna dignify it because even I have standards. Having sex with a baby murderer is about as low as it gets. Anyone who says they’d have sex with someone who did that to their child or watch a porn with them is disgusting and perverted and horrible.
 
But having sex with a not guilty baby murderer, well that’s a different story! America loves a comeback story! People still buy Mike Vick jerseys. People still cheer for Josh Hamilton in the All Star Game. People still read Pete Manzo blogs. And goddam it people are gonna jerk off to Casey Anthony! They are gonna read her book and jerk off to her porn, which would absolutely have to be set in a court room or a jail cell, and they are gonna make her filthy rich. Of course, this is all dependent upon her not having another kid right away.
 
I could picture her getting gangbanged in a jail cell by like 5 ghetto black dudes dressed as prisoners and 3 jacked white dudes dressed as corrections officers.  Or maybe they go with the all-female lesbian prison angle and call it “Fists of Justice”(with a special conjugal visit/ hate fuck from Nancy Grace)? Or maybe take that part from the trial about her brother being the baby daddy and call it something like “All In the Family.” But their best bet is probably just to go with a trial reenactment, featuring her fucking the lawyers and the judge with the grand finale being an orgy with the jury to guarantee the not guilty verdict.  Just call it “Casey Anthony in Late Term Abortion”.
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