Fleshlighting?

I really hope this is a real movie. Jenna Haze FTW. I always loved Jenna Haze. I think it’s that slutty schoolgirl look that she’s got going on. Does anybody actually know someone who owns a fleshlight? It just looks so silly that I can’t picture anybody using it.

The plot of this movie is amazing. When Daniel James discovers a magical Fleshlight, he thinks that he has found a way to fulfill his ultimate fantasies, but when he comes upon its real power he must make a choice between the girl he lusts for and the girl next door. How about the immaculate conception of a pornstar through a fleshlight purchased from the asian witchdoctor? I couldn’t have wrote it better myself.

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