Who the Fuck is John Beck?

Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan is adamant that relatively unknown John Beck can be his team’s starting quarterback this season. The rest of Washington, D.C., has been a little slower to embrace him.

Beck showed up to Redskins Park on Monday to try to meet with offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, but he wasn’t allowed to enter the building. The security guy at the gate had no idea he was the Redskins quarterback. From Mike Jones at the Washington Post:

He was turned away at the security gate by a guard, who didn’t even know who he was.  Beck was told that players can’t report until Tuesday morning, and left slightly disappointed, but not offended.  “I’m OK with that,” Beck said of not being recognized when reached this afternoon. “I haven’t done anything yet.”

If I was in the security guard that day, I believe I’d have done the same thing. I’m not sure I’d recognize John Beck if he walked into my bedroom and started fucking my girlfriend.  First off, he looks like one of the kids I used to smoke pot with in college.  Not an NFL quarterback.  Second, listen to this dudes stats:

Beck was drafted in the second round of the 2007 draft by the Dolphins. In two years , he started just four games with the Fins,(with a spotless 0-4 record) and was unable to beat out Chad Pennington, Chad Henne or the incomparable Cleo Lemon for playing time. He spent 2009 wearing a Ravens uniform, but never got on the field.

Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan is adamant that relatively unknown John Beck can be his team’s starting quarterback this season. Mike Shanahan is also senile, delusional and insane.  We’re talking about the same guy who signed Donovan McNabb last year only to bench him for Rex Grossman in the first game.

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