Grandma Cheerleader?

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YahooSusie Sanchez is here! The Oakland Raiders have hired Sanchez, who is a grandmother, to be one of their sideline cheerleaders for the 2011-12 season. While Susie is technically a grandmother, she might not be cut from the mold that pops in your mind when you hear that word. Susie is 37, a mother of three and grandmother of one, and after multiple auditions to pom-pom it up on the sideline, she finally got the call. From the Hollister Pinnacle … Sanchez again impressed the judges with her dancing ability, skill and presence later that week — she had been dancing since she was 8, after all — and she can now safely say she is the oldest member of the Raiderettes as well. “I just started crying,” she said after she heard her number called — lucky No. 45. “It was like, ‘wow.’ I was overwhelmed with emotion … just never give up.”

Listen I have no problem with grandmothers and 37 year old bitches being cheerleaders. I really don’t. But here is my problem. There has to be more qualified candidates than this slut. Like she got picked because of her age and the gimmick of the whole thing not because she was the best dancer or hottest chick there. That sucks.  I mean she’s not ugly but a Raiderette?  No chance.  There should be no affirmative action in cheerleading. Just no room for that type of shit. Just pick the girls you’d want to fuck the most. That’s it. Like if you could really bang the girls who would be your top 10. Boom that’s your squad. That’s the only thing that should matter. Age, race, religion and all that other shit should be an absolute non factor. Frankly I expect more out of Al Davis than this. Unless of course he is balls deep in this chick already in which case I kind of get it.

How the fuck are you a 37 year old grandmother anyway?  Let’s do the math.  Like did her daughter have a kid when she was 10?  I don’t get it. 

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