Homeless Lady Eats Baby?

LOS ANGELES A crazed woman randomly snatched an infant from a stroller, slammed the baby into a pole and later said she was trying to break the baby’s arm off “so she could eat it,” Los Angeles cops said Wednesday. Prosecutors have charged Natasha Hubbard, 36, with aggravated assault and released her photo believing she may have other victims from her wild rampage in downtown Los Angeles last Thursday. The terrifying incident with the 4-month-old boy took place in a crowded shopping district packed with families, police said. Detectives said mom Adriana Miranda, 29, was pushing her infant son Alexander in his stroller when Hubbard unbelted the child and grabbed him by the leg. Witnesses said Hubbard then swung the baby over her head and slammed him into a metal rail of a nearby truck as the mom and the baby’s aunt watched in horror, police said. The mother and aunt fought off the woman, with the suspect clawing at Miranda as she clutched the baby boy in her arms, police said. Arriving officers were able to locate Hubbard with the help of witnesses who pointed her out. She’s now in jail with bail set at $55,000. Hubbard told detectives that she tried to break off the baby’s arm so she could eat it, police said. The tiny victim received bruises and scratches as a result of the attack.

All I gotta say is thank GOD this happened with the baby’s mother and not the father. Can you imagine what would happen if a dad came home from a day out with the baby and he had to tell his wife that a crackhead choke slammed little Suzie and tried to eat her arm? You’d have a murder on your hands. The mother would absolutely rip your face off. When I was a kid my dad was watching me for the day and while I was napping I rolled off the couch and fell into a laundry basket full of clothes. I didn’t wake up at all though so my pops just left me there. My mom and grandma came home and saw me snoozing in the basket and I think they almost revoked my father’s custody rights. 25 years later he’s still hearing about it.

So I sincerely hope that this little girl’s dad cashes the FUCK in on this one. Just hold this over Mama Mirandas head for the rest of time. Whats that honey? I stayed out too late drinking with the boys? Sorry I got caught up telling them about the time YOU ALMOST LET A HOMELESS EAT OUR DAUGHTER’S ARM. Whoops I forgot our anniversary! But next week marks the anniversary of our daughter getting body slammed into a pole on your watch!

Its the ultimate get out of jail free card. Or rather, the ultimate put-your-girl-in-jail card so at least she’s in there with you.


3 Responses to “Homeless Lady Eats Baby?”

  1. not an idiot Says:

    you are an idiot, stop.

  2. brandy Says:

    *f@!()?/ing crazy!!!

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