Ugliest Woman Alive?

EUGENE, Ore– Sandy McMillin and her sister Karla Vogt went to Walmart on Sunday to buy sour cream, chips and coffee creamer. he temperature that day hit 90 degrees, so McMillin threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts. She said five minutes into her shopping trip while in the clothing aisle, a store employee told her to put on a shirt or leave, saying the swimsuit violated health codes. “I was horrified,” McMillin told KVAL News. “I am embarrassed.” “We just walked in, straight over to the clothing,” Vogt said. “It’s wrong. If you don’t like the way someone looks, don’t look at them.” McMillin said employees then escorted her and her sister out of the store. “I hadn’t done anything obnoxious or outlandish,” McMillin said. To be fair, KVAL News contacted Walmart to get their side of the story. Walmart spokeswoman Ashley Hardie told KVAL News that McMillin has it all wrong. Hardie said customers complained and McMillin verbally abused people in the store. But Hardie said McMillin was was never escorted outside. “We can understand her frustration. It was not our intent to offend the customer, and we have apologized to her,” Hardie said. “We have also reinforced with our associates our expectations of how to handle these matters.” McMillin said that is not good enough and that she will never shop at Walmart again


Welp. I’ve found her, folks. I’ve found the ugliest woman alive. Mark it down in the books, today will live in infamy. On the 28th of July, in the year of our Lord two thousand and eleven, we found the ugliest woman on the planet. It gets no grosser than Sandy McMillin. She looks like the love child of Uncle Fester and a fucking Harley Davidson. Her pot belly is cream cheese white yet her arms look like dark brown worn leather. She has a second belly button, floppy tits, and she’s wearing a leg brace. Sandy McMillin not only are you too ugly to go shopping at Walmart, you’re too ugly to live. You’re a burden to all those who have to set eyes on you.

Do you know how hard it is to get kicked out of Walmart for looking outrageous? There’s an entire fucking website dedicated to the ugly people of Walmart. There are so many fat disgusting white trash people that go there yet Sandy McMillin was so heinous Walmart felt they needed to draw the line somewhere. She’s so ugly its almost impressive.


One Response to “Ugliest Woman Alive?”

  1. irrelevant Says:

    youre wrong for saying such rude insults about this women have you heard of cyberbullying… well thats obviously what your doing keep ur close minded ignorant opinions to urself

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