MANCHESTER—One of two young women wearing blue body suits and rubber masks told police Wednesday that she and her friend were only joking when they ordered a package store clerk to open the cash drawer, according to a police report obtained Friday. The pair — Arlena Clark, 23, and Megan Callahan, 21 — entered M & J Wines and Liquors on West Middle Turnpike on Wednesday at about 5:30 p.m., police said. A man who had seen them go in thought their all-blue clothing and character masks from the movie “Saw” were “very suspicious” and called police, the report said. The liquor store clerk told police that one of the women said, “This is a stick-up,” and ordered him to open the cash drawer. The clerk yelled at the two and told them to remove their masks or leave, police said. They took off the masks and the clerk identified Clark, a customer he knew, “who told him it was just a joke,” the police report said. Clark, who is homeless, told police they were wearing the blue costumes “to mess around because they were bored,” the report said. Clark acknowledged telling the clerk that she was robbing the store, but said it was only a joke, police said. She and Callahan, of 22 Cumberland St., Manchester, were both arrested. Both were charged with conspiracy to commit third-degree robbery, attempted third-degree robbery and breach of peace. Both were held on bail of $25,000 each for apperances in Superior Court in Manchester on Tuesday.
Heavens to Betsy. Someone tell Bee-Bop and Rock Steady they don’t need masks when they go to rob that place. Goodness gracious. These bitches are as homely as the day is long.
Which begs the question, gun to your head, who would you rather? The brunette is downright rugged. But the blond looks like a dude. Looks like she’s got a full blown mustache, a receding hairline and her chin that blends perfectly into her neck like an offensive lineman. She looks like she belongs in the Mangold family. Either as a girl or a boy.
Brunette looks like something straight out of an episode of Rosanne. You know what I mean? Shes just the epitome of white trash. Probably does Crystal Meth for breakfast lunch and dinner.
The deal breaker here is obviously the homelessness. The brunette hasn’t showered or shaved or cleaned herself in God knows how long. She’s been sleeping on the streets with the pigeons and the rats. Nobody wants a homeless girl on their resume. We can all look past a a fat chick or an ugly chick. Some old broad or a minority. But nobody and I mean nobody wants to have to admit they fucked a homeless chick. I wonder what the that Mangold chick is even doing hanging out with a homeless broad. Who has homeless friends? When I was a kid I felt weird having friends with divorced parents, let alone vagrants.