The AC Slater?

 

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.

I was at my girlfriend’s house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My girlfriend’s brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on the television show Saved by the Bell AC Slater (Mario Lopez) always sat backwards on a chair, especially when he was at the Maxx.

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my girlfriend’s parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder.

Suddenly, the door opened, and my girlfriend’s mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my girlfriend doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

 

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