Miami Cheats?

(nice shirt brah)

KEARNY, N.J.A University of Miami booster, incarcerated for his role in a $930 million Ponzi scheme, has told Yahoo! Sports he provided thousands of impermissible benefits to at least 72 athletes from 2002 through 2010. In 100 hours of jailhouse interviews during Yahoo! Sports’ 11-month investigation, Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro described a sustained, eight-year run of rampant NCAA rule-breaking, some of it with the knowledge or direct participation of at least seven coaches from the Miami football and basketball programs. At a cost that Shapiro estimates in the millions of dollars, he said his benefits to athletes included but were not limited to cash, prostitutes, entertainment in his multimillion-dollar homes and yacht, paid trips to high-end restaurants and nightclubs, jewelry, bounties for on-field play (including bounties for injuring opposing players), travel and, on one occasion, an abortion. In 15 prison interviews with Yahoo! Sports and hundreds of telephone and email interactions, Shapiro laid out a multitude of reasons for blowing the whistle on his illicit booster activity. Chief is his feeling that after spending eight years forging what he thought were legitimate friendships with players, he was abandoned by many of the same Miami athletes he treated so well.

Everyone needs to calm down.  Miami football players took money and fucked prostitutes?  Well no shit.  They are the “U.”  That is one of the perks of being a D-1 football player at an elite university.  It’s basically unlimited booze , money and sex.  Why is everyone acting suprised? 

I’m not even mad at these kids for taking money.  Shit, I would.  Half of these kids are straight hood.  You tell them that they can come to Miami, Drive an Escalade, and fuck as many white bitches as they want…. shiiiiit.  You’d have to be retarded to turn that down.

Like you want to blame Miami for anything blame them for sucking for the past decade despite this shit. But I don’t need to read Tom Clancy like novel detailing how players used to go to Mansion and fuck prostitutes. I wouldn’t expect anything less from them or any other school. I’m so sick of this type of crap and NCAA investigations.  So a booster gave a kid a Breitling watch.  You know what, I don’t give a shit.  As long as linebackers like Jonathan Vilma are knocking peoples heads off, I’m cool with it.  As long as Kellen Winslow is telling reporters about how he’s a “muthafuckin’ soldier”, I honestly can care less about how many bottles of Cristal they pop in the club.

Wait, did it just say this guy made $930 million in a Ponzi scheme.  Do you even have any idea about how much money $930 million is?  Like holy fuck.  No wonder he was buying prostitutes and paying for abortions.  I didn’t even make that part up.  In the Yahoo story Shapiro actually says that he paid for an abortion for a stripper that a football player impregnated.  I don’t know why, but that’s funny to me.

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