12 Year Old Delivers Baby?

VANCOUVER, British Columbia, Aug. 23 (UPI)A 12-year-old Canadian boy says he was able to adroitly help deliver his baby brother because he watched “a bunch of medical shows” on television. Danielle Edwards of Campbell River says she woke up “in hard labor” about 2 a.m. Saturday and realized she wasn’t going to make it to a hospital, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported Tuesday. “I couldn’t even get up. I was already in the process of pushing,” she told the news network. “There was nothing I could do.” Her son Gaelen was awakened by her calls for help and when the 12-year-old walked into her bedroom he saw the baby coming out of her womb. “I grabbed him by the shoulders and his head was resting on my wrists,” he said. “Then I gently pulled him out and laid him on the bed.” Next, he went to the kitchen to grab scissors to cut the umbilical cord. He clamped off the cord and cut it himself, the CBC said. How did he know what to do? “I watch a bunch of medical [TV] shows,” Gaelen explained. The boys’ father, Kendall Strong, called his older son a hero. “He saved his brother’s life,” Strong said. “He was calm. He didn’t freak out. It was awesome.” The mother and newborn were then taken to the hospital where both were doing fine. The baby weighed in at 7 pounds, 9 ounces.

Ummmm. This is the most disgusting story I’ve ever heard. Legitimately I almost threw up.  I sincerely hope the newborn baby is healthy and stable because your 12 year old is FUCKED. I don’t care what they say about him watching medical shows and being a hero, if you put your hands all up in your mother’s womb and pull out your brother covered in mom placenta, you are gonna be mentally unstable to a spectacular degree.

I don’t even like seeing my mom’s underwear in the laundry. I can’t even move her delicates from the washer to the dryer without getting a little queasy. Imagine chopping the umbilical cord and clamping off her disgusting outtie belly button?  I don’t care how many episodes of Rescue 911 you’ve watched, if you’ve seen a human squeeze through your mother’s vagina you have a zero percent chance of being a normal person.

Good luck having a normal sex life, Gaelan. Every pussy you ever see for the rest of your life will trigger the memory of your brother’s head crowning. That ain’t right, man. It just ain’t right.

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