SEPTEMBER 27-–“All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?” That’s what Melissa Minarsich said to police last night when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a “female out of control.” As detailed by Minarsich, 28, she got into an altercation with her boyfriend “because he would not have sex with her.” Which prompted Minarsich’s pointed remark to cops about her desire for “ass.” According to a criminal complaint, Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech when interviewed by Iowa City Police Department officers. Her boyfriend–with whom she has an eight-month-old child–told cops when he told Minarsich “he wouldn’t sleep with her she became upset and swung at him.” Minarsich “landed a couple of blows,” but the man was not injured, police noted.
I think I’d rather get repeatedly punched in the face and gain the reputation as the nancy man who got abused by his girlfriend then stick my dick in this ghoul. Look at this broad. She looks like a banshee addicted to meth. You want a piece of ass, Melissa? Maybe ditch the permanent black eyes and the discolored skin that gives you the appearance of a zombie? Maybe go boil some denim underneath the bridge and you’ll find someone who will throw you a bone.