Fattest Woman on Earth?

A New Jersey woman, who now tips the scales at 604 pounds, said it’d be a “fantasy” to gobble her way to fame and someday weigh 1,000 pounds.

“When you have a 3-year-old daughter and you’re trying to run a household, things like this tend to be a fantasy,” Simpson told The Post today.

The 42-year-old Old Bridge resident insists she has no realistic hopes of ever making 1,000 pounds, but will try her best to consume, wolf, munch and devour her way to hog heaven.


Donna Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL clothing, eats McDonald's takeout at her home in Old Bridge, NJ.  
“This whole thousand-pound goal has gotten blown way out of proportion,” Simpson said of her pie-in-the-sky dreams.

“This is a fantasy of mine. It’s not reality, yet everyone takes this and runs with it.”

Simpson claims she only wants to be recognized as the heaviest woman to ever give birth.

She weighed 532 pounds in 2007 when her daughter Jacqueline was born.

A rep for the Guinness World Record said there is no category for biggest birth mom, but the UK-based outfit has received paperwork from Simpson — asking to be named biggest to give birth and heaviest living woman.

Guinness is thinking about creating a biggest birth mom category and considering Simpson’s application to be named largest living woman.

The biggest woman ever recorded was Rosalie Bradford, of Auburndale, Fla., who weighed in at 1,199 pounds in 1987. Before Bradford died at age 63 in 2007, she was the heaviest living woman.

Guinness denies it’s encouraging Simpson and other freaks, only chronicling what they’d be doing naturally.

“We’re not pushing people out there to eat, we’re in no way asking them to live an unhealthy lifestyle,” said Guinness spokeswoman Jamie Panas.

“From out point of view, these people are out there and we’re just reporting it like you are. We’re just impartially chronicling superlatives.”

Panas admitted, however, that Guinness had to end a category for fattest pet, fearing that owners were stuffing their fury, four-legged pals just for a record.

In her “fantasy,” Simpson would zoom up to 1,000 in two years with a steady diet of 12,000 calories per day. An average woman should consume no more than 2,000.

“My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,” she told London’s Daily Mail. “I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.”

To help pick up the tab on her $750-a-week eating habit, Simpson puts herself on the Internet where people can pay to watch her eat.

“I love eating and people love watching me eat,” she told the British newspaper. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone.”

Simpson said her 49-year-old, 150-pound boyfriend Philippe Gouamba, has encouraged her to eat more.

“I think he’d like it if I was bigger,” she added. “He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”

What.the.fuck.  This is just ridiculous.  I honestly don’t know what shocks me more, her diet or the fact that she’s has a boyfriend.  I mean who woul date this hamhog.  I mean 12,000 calories?   Are you shitting me?  That alone would be enough to feed a small village in Africa for like two months.  Please tell me he’s not black, please tell me he’s not black… :

Donna Simpson Philippe Gouamba

FUCK!  Why do black guys do shit like this.  Like I’m all for thick girls, but I’m talking Beyonce thick not Yokozuna obese.  If I had a choice between getting shot in the face or having sex with this monstrosity, I’m taking the bullet 10 out of 10 times.  How does anybody stick their dick in that?  Imagine what her snatch must smell like?  Actually, don’t.

Ughh, how does she have a child?  Imagine being the doctor who had to deliver that baby.  If I was the doc, I would’ve just quit.  No way in hell I’m looking at that vagina.  I’m just not doing it.  I’m getting sick just thinking about it.   What a good role model for her daughter.  “What does your mom do?”  “She sits home eating an absurdly unreasonable amount of food in an attempt to become the fattest person on the planet.” 

If I ever saw this bitch walking down the street I would punch her in the face.  I know that you’re not supposed to hit women, but as a general rule you’re allowed to hit women over 185 lbs.  I assure you this porkchop is well over that threshold.  I don’t wish death upon anybody, but I hope Donna Simpson has a heart attack and dies.  She fucking disgusts me.

3 Responses to “Fattest Woman on Earth?”

  1. psychowatcher Says:

    ” If I was the doc, I would’ve just quit. No way in hell I’m looking at that vagina. ”

    Don’t you mean looking For that vagina?
    Looking at her picture I’d hate to be the nurses that had to hold back the fat as the doctor went on his search.


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