My sincere apologies ahead of time. At first I wasn’t going to post these but then I figured whatever doesn’t kill you can only make you stronger. Which is weird because my penis has never felt weaker and softer than it does now.
Honestly, I’m not sure whether Madonna is in great shape or if she’s about to die any minute. Her body is NUTS. She might be the most physically fit human on earth or suffering from some kind of vein-raising, skin-papering terminal illness. Get well, Madonna. Or stop working out. Whichever it is.