OKLAHOMA CITY — For a man who surprises prostitutes and their customers with a video camera to announce, “You’re busted, buddy,” Brian Bates is remarkably unscathed. No visible scars, no missing limbs. After 15 years of exposing, documenting and railing against street prostitution in Oklahoma City, Bates is known as the “video vigilante.” It’s a moniker the local TV stations hung on him years ago after they noticed recurring police reports about a man making prostitution complaints with videotaped evidence. His methods are simple. He lurks around an area of south Oklahoma City known for prostitution, waits for a prostitute to hop into the vehicle of a customer and follows the pair discreetly to their assignation. He waits for the right moment to pounce, flinging open the driver’s side door to announce, “You’re busted, buddy.” He says it’s a “rush.” He makes money selling the licensing rights of his videos to TV production companies.
So the lowly whores who willingly agree to have sex for money should be shut down but the dude who exploits strangers and sells footage of them is some sort of hero? For sure not. This dude is a real dickhead. Not because I like whores or I’m some defender of Hooker Freedom but just because I would never give a fuck about anyone or anything to the point that I’d go lurking in the slums of Oklahoma looking to videotape dudes with their pants down. Just not my sorta thing. Mostly because I’m a selfish asshole and I don’t care if other guys out there pay degenerates to blow them. But also because I just hate the self righteous clowns who think they are gonna stop the bad stuff happening in this world. I mean they call prostitution “the oldest profession in the world” for a reason. Because chicks have been sucking dick for some sort of payment since the beginning of time. Some vigilante with a Flip Cam ain’t gonna stop that.
Whether its asshole Real Life Superheroes or protestors or vigilante cameramen, these clowns out there really think they are making a difference. Everyone needs to take a step back and realize you are not important and that there’s bad shit in this world whether you like it or not. So everyone might as well just say fuck it and drink and get laid.
The word of the Lord.
Praise to you Lord Jesus Christ.
Fuckin’ Cockblock. The video of this guy running up to some guy getting a hummer in his car and saying “you’re busted, buddy” is fucking priceless.