WTF?

FoxMemphis, Tn – “My dog is like my child, I don’t, I know people say he is just a dog, but they just don’t understand how I feel. I feel bad…” Saturday morning police arrested 40-year-old Kimberly Lawson for allegedly having sex with a dog, a German Shepherd named Adam. The dog’s owner Caroline Morris says she found out about the abuse when her neighbors came and told her what they saw. “Saturday morning and he just said someone is having sex with my dog, and I just could not believe it and I said lets call 911 and that’s what we did,” said Morris. Neighbors say they called police after they saw Lawson pull down his pants get on his knees and allow the dog to “mount him.” “We wouldn’t have thought that somebody, I am just going to say it, raping my dog cause that is what he did, I had to tell Adam he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong.” Morris said she believes the abuse has been going on for nearly a month because Adam has been acting strange. Witnesses who saw the act told police the dog mounted the suspect on at least three total occasions within an hour’s time. “I feel like I let Adam down, that’s how you feel, as a parent, if you are a parent and your child gets violated like that. You would feel like you let that child down because you were not there to protect him…and that’s how I feel…” Lawson has been charged with a Criminal Offense Against an Animal.

Caroline, seriously, did you say this dude raped your dog? Because from where I’m standing it looks like the exact opposite. Now I’m not condoning his actions as getting butt-secked by a German Shepherd is like top 10 things I don’t think people should do, but if anything your dog — whose name I’m guessing is being kept from this story to protect his identity — raped Mr. Kimberly. I’m just saying it’s important to keep track of who is banging who here. Someone who gets on all fours and demands to be banged in the butt is not a rapist — they’re an instigator. Your horny dog just took the bait. Three times in one hour I hear. Maybe if you concentrated more on getting man’s best friend a little puppy pussy and less on keeping him chained up alone he wouldn’t have to lust after strange men with girls names.

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One Response to “WTF?”

  1. psychowatcher Says:

    Speechless. LOL

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