Sasha Grey does Compton?

wwtddPorn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to an elementary school in Compton last week as part of the Read Across America program, and now some parents are complaining and the school is lying about it happening. Even though she was probably the best influence kids in Compton had all day. TMZ has obtained photos of Sasha reading children’s books at Emerson Elementary School in Compton on November 2nd … Sasha tweeted about the experience — calling the students the “sweetest” ever. However, not everyone saw it that way … some angry parents complained to the PTA — who then contacted the school’s principal … but there’s one problem. A rep for the school district is flatly denying Sasha was ever inside one of its classrooms — telling TMZ, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.” Clearly, the photos we obtained show otherwise.

[Sasha] “Hi kids, my name is Sasha and I’m an actress and I wanted to share one of my favorite books with you today.”

[Destined For Failure Kid #1] “I never seent you before.”

[Sasha] “Well I don’t think a lot of you have seen the movies I do.”

[Destined For Failure Kid #2] “What is the names of them movies?”

[Sasha] “I uh….heh. Well I started out in House of Ass 3 and In Thru Da Back Door, but my best stuff has really been Cum Fart Cocktails 5, Grand Theft Anal 11, and Massive Facials. Most recently I did a few episodes of Entourage.”

[Kids together] “You were on Entourage!? EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!”


One Response to “Sasha Grey does Compton?”

  1. jamesbozzuto Says:

    Rmemeber, sasha produces “snuff” films for teens. they should all be renamed, Instructional Manuals on how to contract AIDS and STDS, or How to kill yourself if you are a teen.

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