Kim Kardashian Naked Yoga?

 

dailymail – The honeymoon period really didn’t last long for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. The warring couple were seen coming to blows last night during the season premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired on U.S. television. After mounting tensions, Kris ends up moving out of their New York hotel – and bizarrely it is a naked male yoga instructor who proves to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. In the culmination of the hour-long show, Kris is left incensed after walking in on Kim, her sister Kourtney and friends taking part in a naked yoga session. As it turns out, it is only the male instructor who bares everything – but even though Kim keeps her clothes one, Kris I not happy about her being in the company of a naked man. ‘That is disgusting,’ he exclaims as he opens the door. ‘This is my home. This is disrespectful,’ he goes on. ‘You are so immature I can’t take it,’ Kim fires back after Kris makes his feelings known in front of the instructor.

Say whatever you want about the Kardashian’s but those sluts have balls. I mean it’s bad enough letting your yoga instructor get naked, but to do it while your fiancé is in the other room? And then to have the audacity to say he’s immature because he got mad when he walked in and saw this dude’s balls bouncing on your ass. I don’t know how Kris Humphries didn’t kill this bitch right on the spot. Seriously I’d almost rather walk in on the First Lady flat out fucking a dude than walk in on her having a naked yoga class in my living room. What do you think I don’t watch porn? You think I don’t know what fucking happens next? You think I’m that dumb? Obviously this dude and his horse cock is going to come over and teach you a move and  slip his dick in your mouth by “accident”. It happens 100% of the time.

It’s just so fucking demeaning for a slut to think she can get away with this shit. That she can have a dude just sitting there with his dick hanging out like it ain’t no thing. Just leaking precum all over my carpet and shit while asking me to get him a glass of water. Like if you’re going to cheat on me at least have the dignity of trying to hide it. Not just have naked yoga man cuckholding me in my own living room with his dick all up in my shit.

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