Miss “Muslim” USA DUI?

DM – Former Miss USA Rima Fakih was speeding and weaving through traffic with an uncorked, half-empty bottle of champagne when she was arrested, a police report said. According to the papers, the beauty queen – who the first Muslim Miss USA – had a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit when she was stopped in Michigan. The report on her drink-driving arrest says the 26-year-old from Dearborn was pulled over in the Detroit enclave of Highland Park early on Saturday. It said she was going at 60mph, weaving in heavy traffic and changing lanes without using a turn signal. A police officer whose name was given only as R. Kalis said the traffic stop happened about 2.15am. The report says she was driving a black 2011 Jaguar. Kalis reported asking for the driver’s license said the ‘driver immediately identified herself as Miss USA and stated that she was driving a friend’s car’. Kalis said Fakih ‘appeared disoriented and had very slurred speech while fumbling for her purse’. Kalis asked Fakih if she had been drinking, and she said, ‘No, not at all.’ In the report, officers said they found an open and half-empty bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne on the floorboard behind the driver’s seat. ‘I swear, I didn’t know it was open,’ Fakih told Kalis, according to the report. Two breath tests showed a 0.19 per cent and a 0.20 per cent blood-alcohol level. Michigan law defines drunkenness at a level of 0.08 per cent. The report said Fakih was handcuffed and taken to a police station. It said she was placed in a cell ‘until she was sober for her safety and the safety of others’.

First I read a story about a gang of drunk Somali Muslim chicks getting out of jail time for beating some white girl’s ass because the judge said they weren’t used to drinking since they’re Muslim, now the Muslim Miss USA is swerving through traffic in a Jaguar taking bottles of champagne to the face? What in Allah’s name is going on? Drunk Muslims are like the new black.

And I’m totally cool with that. I’m down with every other religion/nationality getting on our level of debauchery.


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