Jerry Sandusky Just Teaching Kids How To Shower?

Jerry Sandusky’s new lawyer claims that Sandusky may have just been teaching kids how to shower in the Penn State football locker room, and not sexually assaulting them.

In an interview with abc27 news, new Sandusky lawyer Karl Rominger – who was added to attorney Joe Amendola’s defense team – floated the theory while insisting that numerous allegations in the grand jury report could actually have other, innocent, explanations.

“People who work with troubled youth will tell you that there are a lot of juvenile delinquents or people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body,” Rominger said.

Sorry Jerry, I’m pretty sure that teaching a kid how to put soap on his body and fucking a kid in his ass are two completely different things.  Worst. Excuse. Ever.   Unbelievable. 14 year old troubled youths don’t know how to do a lot of things. They don’t know how to avoid violence and they don’t know how to stay away from drugs. But I’m pretty sure they know how to take a fucking shower. And I am absolutely sure that having sex with them in the shower is not teaching them the proper way to bathe. I wonder if he was just teaching them the proper dinner manners when he locked them in his basement and fed them down there. And maybe he was just teaching them proper spinal alignment when he used to make them lay on top of him so he could “crack their back.” Hey for all we know the Second Mile Sandusky Kids are the cleanest, most proper, polite kids around!



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