The Virgin Porn Star?

GawkerWe weren’t the only ones simultaneously grossed out by and fascinated with human DNA factory Trent Arsenault—the prolific DIY sperm donor who happens to be a prolific amateur porn star. He’s going to be on Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show tomorrow, where he’ll admit to being a 36-year-old virgin with more than a dozen kids. In this preview clip, Arsenault, who’s been under fire from the FDA to shut down his one-man sperm bank, reiterates that he’s a “donorsexual”—that is, all his sexual energy is devoted to donating sperm (and populating his Xtube site with videos of himself masturbating into a cup). “I don’t have other activity outside of that,” he said. “I will probably be the 40 year-old virgin but I will have 15-plus kids.” Don’t you love science?

This dude is like a walking riddle. A myth. An urban legend. He’s a virgin who’s fathered over 15 kids. A porn star who’s never had sex. He’s like the Keyser Soze of jerking off in cups.

My question is how is this dude in such high demand from families looking for sperm donors? Aren’t couples in that position looking for sperm from like good looking musical geniuses who can speak 5 languages? Is anyone looking at the donor profile for Trent Arsenault and being like “OK looks like this dude does absolutely nothing with his life but jerk off into cups and posts them on the internet for other people to watch. Lets make our kid with this batch!” Dude better be a serious bargain.

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