Condoms in Porn?

(Reuters) Porn stars in Los Angeles will be legally required to wear condoms during film shoots after the city council voted on Tuesday to mandate their use, despite a threat by skin flick producers to leave town over the requirement. The move comes amid persistent questions about how to enforce the health measure, which backers say will protect performers in the multibillion-dollar porn industry from contracting HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases.

Not kidding, I think condoms in porn is worse than condoms during sex. Condoms in porn is fucking bullshit. I can’t even really put my finger on why it sucks, but it does. Like banging with a condom on is terrible. Slapping a bag on your dick and hammering away even though you can’t feel anything, because there’s an elastic band cutting off your circulation, is brutal. But you know what’s worse? Watching some dude try and shove a balloon animal into a girl. Absolute anti-boner. And for what? So porn stars don’t get STDs? Slut, that’s your job. It’s like a football player getting a concussion. Go on IR for a bit, rehab, and get back in the game. You’re a professional, aren’t you? Jimmy Hats are just such a JV move it’s not even funny. Completely ruins the fantasy. I’m supposed to believe the scantily-clad, lonely housewife is such a whore that she fucked the pizza guy for a tip but they were concerned about each others’ previous partners? Please, now your storyline is just getting ridiculous.

PS – I still have no idea how condoms work. Don’t know how to open them, don’t know how to put them on, nothing. I legitimately look like the 40 year old virgin on the rare occasion I get to use one.

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