Child Porn in Attic?

pressofACFirefighters stumbled upon images of child pornography while battling a blaze Tuesday at a home on Dock Road in Eagleswood Township, and the discovery has led to charges against the home’s owner. State Police spokesman Brian Polite said Gamal El-Zoghby, 76, an Egyptian architect, designer and owner of the landmark home, was arrested and charged with endangering the welfare of a child. El-Zoghby, who is listed as a professor of architecture at Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, N.Y., was released pending a future court, Polite said. State Police troopers arrived at the scene with firefighters, Polite said, and as firefighters were pulling Sheetrock from the walls of the home to make sure the fire wasn’t spreading, images of child pornography began to fall from the ceiling. Polite said it appared that the pornography was hidden in the ceiling. Polite said he could not discuss how many images were found.

Just a terrible turn of events for El-Zoghby. One minute you’re an old architecture professor in Brooklyn, fully living out the George Costanza fantasy, and the next your house is burning down and all your valuable child pornography is littering the streets. Just a shitty, shitty day for Gamal.

I’m curious as to why this pedo would choose to stash all his child porn in the panels of his ceiling, though. Doesn’t that make it difficult to access? How are you ever supposed to get off to naked little kids if you’ve already Anne Frank’d all the pictures?

My guess is that this dude is a collector. Probably has all the big-money child porn pics you read about. Tommy Daniels’ ’83 rookie picture. Laura Klotz’s famed 1996 camp pictures. Little Mikey from all those ancient Life commercial commercials. Probably had ‘em all. It’s just a shame child porn isn’t like Pokemon. You don’t have to catch them all. Use ‘em and lose ‘em, bruh.

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