Heard Mom Having Sex?

JANUARY 23A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”  Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted. The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.” The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.” After speaking with a representative from the shelter, the teen decided that she did not want to leave her home because “it was almost time for school.”

If my kid ever tries to pull this stunt, I’ll gladly send her to a children’s shelter. Hey honey you don’t wanna hear me fucking? Take a hike down to some foster care. See how that goes for you. See what happens when you tell all the other orphans the reason you don’t live at home is because Mommy’s boyfriend was giving her backshots. Those kids will laugh in your fucking face. Oh you heard your parents having sex? Thats nice my dad used me as an ashtray and put his cigarettes out on me.

I’ll tell you exactly whats going on here – this little prude bitch is just jealous. Mom is only 35. Daughter is 15. Daughter is clearly some sort of nerd worrying about school and probably hasn’t had a boy even look her way yet. Meanwhile Mama is just getting smashed out on a regular basis. Just because you aren’t getting a daily dose of deep dicking doesn’t mean you need to cock block your mother. Grow up.


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