That’s your name bro, Gunner Keil? That’s a hell of a football name. Your destined to play QB in the National Football League if your fucking name is Gunner Keil. That’s even better than “Colt McCoy.” You ain’t going to be no investment banker named Gunner Keil. I’m going to give all my kids sick football names. Bad-ass names like Takeo Spikes, A.J. Hawk, Quentin Jammer, and Captain Munnerlyn.
Honorable mention to Courtney Greene, DB, Jaguars; Taylor Mays, DB, Bengals; Ashley Palmer, LB, Lions; Blair White. Only because their names sound like it should belong to a hot girl and/or female porn star.