TMZ – The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.
Fuck betting on the Pats in the Superbowl. I am going to place every fucking nickel I have on Elisabetta Canalis in a celebrity death pool. It just can’t get any worse than this right? Like getting dumped by Clooney is bad enough, but rebounding with Steve O? She might as well call 1-800-Suicide. I mean if this isn’t a warning sign that somebody is depressed and ready to hang themselves I don’t know what is. I honestly can’t fathom what must go through her head when she’s out to dinner staring across the table looking at Steve O knowing it was once Clooney. I’m getting depressed just thinking about it. I’m trying to come up with a comparison and I can’t.