The Professional Baby Maker?

Huffington PostA Kentucky woman was arrested last week for allegedly punching her 10-year-old son in the face — during an anger management course. Misty Lawson, 30, a self-described “professional baby maker” on her Facebook page, punched her son in the face and body several times during an in-home, state-mandated class aimed at curbing her anger, according to The Weekly Vice. Cops said that the assault left the boy with a knuckle-shaped imprint on his face, all because he allegedly called his mom a “bitch.”  But it’s not Lawson’s first run-in with the law, or her first fit of anger — her social network pages are full of it. “Bitch don’t b mad cause I had him 1st! On my level u will never be! F–k [Expletive Deleted] you bitch get like me!” Lawson rages at a nameless person on her MySpace page, continuing on her rant in another post, “I am a good person but a lil rough around da edges. I have a hot temper wit a short fuse.”

A wise man once said that there are three types of women in this world. Crazy, Crazier, and Craziest. Well I’m amending that. There are 4 types. Crazy, Crazier, Craziest, and Misty Lawson the Professional Baby Maker. First thing’s first, if your Mom has a Myspace page you are absolutely, unequivocally fucked. Like it doesn’t surprise me one bit that Misty Lawson’s kid is tagging along to Anger Management classes calling his mom a bitch getting punched in the face. He probably wakes up every morning like “Fuck it, I’m gonna do whatever I want. My mom is on Myspace. I’m doomed to a life of oxycontin and failure, who cares.”

And then when see these pictures and her quotes on her profile, you realize you’re dealing with something special. A once in a lifetime display of crazy. Almost like Linsanity. This chick is something rare. Doing random photoshoots in various costumes. Challenging random broads to fights. Talking like Yoda – “On my level you will never be!” The crazy is strong with this one. I’d love to cook a little meth with this broad and see what she’s got in the bedroom.


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