Peta Ad?

Yahoo – PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is known for its provocative ads–many of them featuring women in various states of undress–that aim to draw attention (however indirectly) to animal rights. But their latest ad, a Valentine’s Day video that warns women about the “dangers” of their boyfriends’ burgeoning veganism, may have crossed a line. The ad, released online Monday, shows a limping, pantsless woman sporting a neckbrace, struggling to carry a bag of vegetables home from the store. “This is Jessica,” the narrator, Kevin Nealon, says. “She suffers from ‘BWVAKTBOOM,’ ‘Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out of Me,’ a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star.”

Hey PETA I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but the only thing I care about less than animals dying is “bringing it like a tantric porn star.” I’d rather be mediocre in bed, buy my girlfriend a vibrator, and eat all the cheeseburgers I want. I stopped worrying about “knocking the bottom out of girls” the same day I stopped worrying about how much I can bench press. I mean sure, if I could snap my fingers and work the cock like a pro I’d do it in a heartbeat. But at the end of the day, there’s no fuckin chance in hell I’m drastically adjusting my life to try and make it happen. Sit around eating celery and beans while I fuck my girlfriend until she breaks her neck and I need to Spackle the wall? No thanks. I’d rather take her out to a steak dinner and let her fake it later in bed. I guess my girlfriend suffers from “BEMAGHBEAATMSTUNH” – Boyfriend Eats Meat And Gives His Best Effort And Afterwards Tells Me ‘Sorry That Usually Never Happens.”

PS – All things considered though, this is pretty funny


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