Chyna Gang Bang?

TMZFormer WWE superstar Chyna is finally getting back in the ring … taking on 9 dudes at the same time … except it’s for a porno movie. TMZ has learned … Chyna was totally serious about pursuing a XXX career … and just wrapped up on a Royal Rumble-inspired flick in which she locks up with a bunch of dudes who all look like famous wrestlers … including a wannabe Hulk Hogan, wannabe Triple H, wannabe Ric Flair and more. Weird thing is … Chyna and the REAL Triple H actually dated for a while before he married Stephanie McMahon back in 2003.

Whoever thought of this is a motherfucking genius.  Chyna just getting stuffed by a bunch of dudes dressed like old school wrestlers.  I can just picture her getting fucked in the ass by Hulk Hogan while blowing Macho Man.  I can picture Macho Man sitting there with his sunglasses on being like “OHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!”  This is both the best and the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

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