Gimme My Cocoa Puffs?

 

DMA woman charged with four murders has demanded that she be allowed to eat Cocoa Puffs while incarcerated. Holly Grigsby has claimed her constitutional rights are being denied by not having access to her favourite chocolaty breakfast cereal. Lawyers for the 24-year-old Washington state resident have also demanded that Grigsby have access to candy bars and other snack foods while awaiting trial on murder charges that could carry the death penalty. Grigsby and her boyfriend David Pederson, 31, are awaiting trial on a string of murders committed last year in Oregon. The couple, who have ties to white supremacist groups, have been charged with murdering Pedersen’s mother and father. Leslie Pedersen was found in bed, her hands bound with duct tape and her head wrapped in a blood-soaked pillow. A sword was also found nearby. They are also alleged to have stabbed to death 19-year-old student Cody Myers because he had a ‘Jewish-sounding’ name. His body was discovered in Willamette Valley, Oregon last October after he never showed up to a jazz festival on the Oregon case. According to an affidavit, Mr Myers was a devout Christian. Their fourth alleged victim, Reginald Clark, was black and was shot dead in northern California shortly before Grigsby and Pederson were arrested.

This is an absolute travesty. How such a cold-hearted, racist, murderous bitch could demand Cocoa Puffs as part of her constitutional rights while possibly facing the death penalty enrages me. Cocoa Puffs? After stabbing a 19 year-old for having a “Jewish-sounding name” and shooting a man just because he’s black? This bitch must be from another world.

Everybody knows that Cocoa Puffs aren’t even in the top 10 cereals in the game right now. Cocoa Puffs? If there was any proof needed to show that this woman is not mentally stable I don’t think we need to look much further. Cocoa Puffs are okay, but they’re not a last meal death row cereal by any means. The correct answer is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Or Pops. Or Cinnamon Life. Or Honey Bunches of Oats. Or Golden Crisp. Or even Honey Nut Cheerios if you wanted to keep it classic. Cocoa Puffs? Really? This racist muder-bitch is buggin.

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One Response to “Gimme My Cocoa Puffs?”

  1. psychowatcher Says:

    Mmmm
    Pops.

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