Umm…. What happened to Laron Landry?

Nice job getting cartoonishly jacked, LaRon. Just a shame all that muscle mass will only equal you getting burned twice as bad by opposing receivers and tight ends. Is this really where you wanted to take your career, bro? Unless you’re quitting the NFL to star in steroid documentaries I don’t see how this is a benefit to you at all. Especially since you and DeSean have that ongoing feud where you made fun of his concussion and spit in Mike McGlynn’s face only to get embarrassed on the very first play of the game. Remember that? I do.

Good luck keeping your mobility, homey.


One Response to “Umm…. What happened to Laron Landry?”

  1. 2012 Free Agency Rumor Mill, Week of March 4th or OMG PEYTON MANNING IS BACK! | Fake Expert Says:

    […] other Redskin news it is doubtful they’ll bring back freakish gym rat Laron […]

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