Hashbrown Theif?



AJC – A University of Georgia soccer player is charged with trying to steal an order of hashbrown potatoes in her pants. According to UGA police records, Carli Shultis, 19, was arrested around 8:30 a.m. Feb. 21 at the Bulldog Cafe in the Tate Center on campus. The student newspaper, The Red & Black, obtained a copy of the police report, which stated that a food services worker detained Shultis after seeing her attempt to steal the potatoes while making a food purchase. Shultis admitted to a police officer that she had stuffed the hashbrowns in her pants to avoid paying for them, the Red & Black reported. Shultis also told police that she had enough money to pay for the hashbrowns, which were valued at $1.06, the paper said.The police report also stated that Shultis removed the hashbrowns from her pants and tried to put them back on the food counter when she realized she’d been spotted. She was arrested and taken to the Clarke County jail. She also received a one-year ban from campus eateries — The Bulldog Café, Tate Café, Taste of Home Café, Red Clay Café, Dawg Snacks, Village Market, DogBone, Bone Appétit, The Cremery, ‘Tween the Pages, Dawg Bites and Jittery Joes, the Red & Black reported.

I’m kind of digging this girl. Sure her mug isn’t all that great but I bet she has an ass to die for. Reminds me of a slut I used to stuff in college.  All soccer player chicks do. Plus I like the bad girl. Like she could have paid for the hashbrowns if she wanted to. She just chose not to. Wanted to steal for the thrill of it. To get that charge of electricity that you can only get from shoving warm potatoes down your twat. Kinky as fuck if you ask me. And now she’s banned from all the campus eateries. Bad to the bone. Outlaw sex for the win!


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