Madam Milf?

DM – After three weeks on the run, the alleged accomplice of Manhattan Madam Anna Gristina finally appeared in court today, cutting a more polished and professional figure than her co-defendant. Dressed in smart but casual attire, Jaynie Mae Baker, 30, from Brooklyn, looked calm and collected as she was escorted into the court room today to face charges of promoting prostitution. By her side was high-powered criminal defense attorney Robert Gottlieb, who said his client was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, when news of the case broke last week and was not in fact ‘on the run’.  The 30-year-old is accused of helping run the soccer-mom-turned-Manhattan-Madam’s alleged millionaires-only call girl ring, which prosecutors say was operated out of a cramped one-bedroom ‘brothel’ on East 78th Street for $2,000 per hour.

I know this story has been in the news for a couple days, but I hadn’t been following it at all.   At least not until now.  This madam is a game changer.   Hottest madam I’ve ever seen.  Like this is what I want my madam’s to look like.  Classy, tight pants, glasses and ready to fuck.  Seriously this is how run a brothel.   None of that St. Nicks bullshit where I thought there was a chance I may get shot.   This is pure class all the way.   I’d buy hookers from this bitch every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  Always with an eye towards eventually landing the boss.   Maybe even wine and dine her a bit if she’ll let me.   I’m so down with this chick it’s not even funny.    This bitch has star written all over her.    Mark my words.   This lady will be big time soon.

I personally think the sexiest part about this little red headed minx is that she does not give a fuck. Did you see on the news yesterday as she turned herself in? First of all she was just chillin in Mexico for like 3 weeks. “Didn’t know” she was wanted. Yea, sure thing toots. Then she hops on a flight home, shows up at the courthouse with her Jew Weasel lawyer Gottlieb and within an hour she posts bail and heads home. She was in cuffs for like 30 seconds and I think they were toy cuffs. Meanwhile head honcho Anna Gristina is in fucking Rikers on $2 million bail. I don’t know which judges or which district attorneys this chick fucked or what kind of dirt she has on the justice department, but Jaynie Mae Baker was walking around like she owned the joint. Bitch had so much prostitution swag it makes me think she’s got pictures of Bloomberg’s dick in her mouth. Whatever the reason is, I cannot wait for more details about this kinky little slut. More pictures are gonna surface. More whore stories are gonna surface. And the inevitable Lifetime made-for-tv-movie that comes out will be primetime non-porno jerk off material.

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