Aggravated Pimping?

Aggravated pimpin ain’t easy!

PARISFrench magistrates charged Dominique Strauss-Kahn with “aggravated  pimping,” placing the former International Monetary Fund chief under  preliminary investigation for his alleged involvement in a French  prostitution ring, prosecutors said. Prostitution is legal in France, but pimping isn’t. To indict him,  prosecutors would have to prove that he played an organizational role in  the alleged prostitution ring. Investigators allege that Mr. Strauss-Kahn, while he was head of the  IMF, took part in parties organized by an alleged prostitution ring,  people familiar with the matter said. Through lawyers, Mr. Strauss-Kahn  has acknowledged publicly to participating in parties, notably in  Washington and in Paris, but has said he didn’t know that women present  may have been prostitutes.

Hold up. Prostitution is legal in France but pimping isn’t? How does that work? How can you really effectively have one without the other? Thats like saying chickens are legal but eggs are illegal. Makes no sense.

Moving on – France should really come up with a better term than Aggravated Pimping. That glorifies the shit out of that crime. Like I’d take an aggravated pimping charge as a badge of honor. Sounds like the name of a Dr. Dre song. “Aggravated Pimping” featuring MC Ren, Daz Dillinger and Kurupt. Song would be fire. It might be the name of every fantasy sports team I ever make from here on out. If there’s one way way to take a borderline rapist and minimize his reprehensible behavior, its charging him with Aggravated Pimping. I mean it makes me wanna high five the guy more than anything.


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