This could quite possibly be the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life. Michael Jackson swigging a bottle of Vodka with two midgets. One midget has a powdery substance on her foot which is most likely cocaine. You know how the old saying goes, “you aren’t really partying unless you’re doing cocaine off of a midgets foot.” The level of swag in this picture is unbelievable. R.I.P. Michael Jackson, the true KING OF POP.