Turtle Boy?



Dailymail – A child dubbed ‘turtle boy’ because of a giant mole that covered his back like a shell, can now live a normal life thanks to a British surgeon. Didier Montalvo, six, from Colombia, had the rare condition Congenital Melanocytic Nevus. The family were also ostracised from their rural village as the superstitious residents said Didier’s condition was due to being conceived during an eclipse. They feared he was touched by evil forces which meant he could not attend school or be baptised.


Dude!   Why did you get your turtle shell removed!    Thing is sick!   You’re like a real life ninja turtle.    Jerry Brockenheimer is fucking coming out with a new Ninja Turtles movie too. Everything was coming up roses for you.  Yeah obviously kids were telling you that you were touched by evil forces.    That’s what all kids do when they are jealous.   Like oh man those new Jordan’s suck.  I don’t want those.   Same thing here.    Bro you got played. Such a waste of a perfectly good Ninja Turtle mole.


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